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Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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Honestly not interested in people that think they can come and go into my life whenever they please. It was cute a couple of years ago but I’m too old for that shit. Please grow the fuck up or leave me alone.

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f0ndly:

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Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY

Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE

Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.

Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL

Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF

Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH

Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.

Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

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