Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
Victoria Moran (via psych-facts)